Prophetic Puns and Predictions

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"I predict you'll be late."

"The future is not set in stone, but the coffee mug I'm holding is definitely made of ceramic."

Visit our Coffee Futures subpage for more on the topic.

Or, check out our Prophetic Puns page for more laugh-out-loud predictions.

Buy low, sell high, but only on Tuesdays.

Don't forget to water your plants on Wednesday.

We're not actually psychic, but we're pretty sure we're right. Maybe.